"If anything is cute about Winston, it’s his yawn"

"He’s happier than me watching Coach watching Winston yawn"

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Citizen - “The Summer”

It seems I’m stuck in the promise you made, I’m counting out.


“What’s the difference?” I asked him. “Between the love of your life, and your soulmate?”

“One is a choice, and one is not.”


- Tarryn Fisher, Mud Vein  (via splitterherzen)

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my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

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Cosmo Sex Tip #1776


Just when he’s about to climax, scream “NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION” and push him into Boston Harbor.

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Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F

This episode made me cry so fucking much.

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