"If anything is cute about Winston, it’s his yawn"
"He’s happier than me watching Coach watching Winston yawn"
Citizen - “The Summer”
It seems I’m stuck in the promise you made, I’m counting out.
“What’s the difference?” I asked him. “Between the love of your life, and your soulmate?”
“One is a choice, and one is not.”"
- Tarryn Fisher, Mud Vein (via splitterherzen)
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
Just when he’s about to climax, scream “NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION” and push him into Boston Harbor.
Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F
This episode made me cry so fucking much.